I opened a fortune cookie today. It read, "You are a very happy man."
[i guess that means a sex change in my future...]
About Me
- Whitney
- My name's Whitney. I despise arrogance. I'm ridiculously disorganized and scatterbrained but also obsessed with cleaning. I tell pointless stories and embarrass myself regularly. I laugh at everything. I love roadtrips and spending money I don't have to see people that I love.
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